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I had a great night.
“Jared Leto formed the KKK because Kanye is his biffle and we all know how much Kanye hates blacks… like Taylor Swift.”
Add up the things you’ve done and the total with be your title. 1. Had sex: $10.00 2. Smoked: $3.00 3. Got drunk: $7.00 4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. Cheated on a test: $2.00 8. Fell asleep in class $0.50 9. Been expelled: $5.00 10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. Given oral: $10.00 12. Got oral: $10.00...
I have a question for you...
mcobain: C: “But did I ask you?” ——————————————- C: “Muppets go to space!!” M: “What the fuck is a muppet?” ——————————————- C: “After Chelsea probably she probably probably Chelsea probably.” ——————————————- M: “But I have two birthdays…so yeah.” C: “Whoa, woah, that made no sense!” ——————————————- C: “I wanna see yo’ bun shake.” ——————————————- M: “Why the FUCK do we call him...
I like dirt.
1. I like Radiohead 2. I walk up the stairs two at a time 3. I have witnessed a moshpit 4. I have experienced a moshpit 5. I once caught a fish on vacation 6. I have punched/attacked a teacher 7. I have seen someone die 8. I have made fried dough 9. I have been in a New York City taxi 10. My hair is its natural color 11. A movie had made me cry 12. A book has made me cry 13. A song has made me...
I see that you enjoy Twilight.
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Okay, I'm done
with my wonderful Leto-spam.
Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
Reblog if you don't believe in god.
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dechen: warnthesun: alibi:wolfintestines: So i saw this rly hot chick and i was all and she just looked at me all like and i was like bitch i’m jared leto so she was all so we got a hotel room and u kno a little and a little bit of and i was all but then later her bf came in and it was actually tomo so i was like and i thought he was gonna be like but he said it was chill so i was like...